GROW TENT 04 · WEEK 14 · POLLEN COUNT: YES

DRUG
FLY

TICKER $DRUGFLY

Drug Fly is the only fly in the tent who works. He flies around every bush and pollinates all of them himself, so he treats the whole harvest as his own product and sells it by the gram.

i am not a bee. nobody in this tent has ever confirmed that i am a bee, and nobody has asked me to leave either. i show up at 4:12, i do the rounds, and by lunch every flower in here has been personally visited by me.

the plants do not need me. they are wind pollinated and they have been very clear about that. i keep doing it anyway, because a product with a name on it moves better than a product without one, and my name is on all of it.

CAnot deployed yet

THE POLLINATION

DO THE ROUNDS · 8 BUSHES · 04:12
BUSHES POLLINATED0/8
POLLEN CARRIED0.00 g
WRONG WAY0
SHIFT04:12
circle the fly around the bush, the way the arrow points, until the ring fills
DO THE ROUNDS

move your cursor — the fly follows. swirl him around each bush, following the arrow, until the ring closes. eight bushes and the harvest is yours.

BUSH MANIFEST · UNIT 04

    TENT LOG

    04:12 lamp on. he is awake.

    THE ROUNDS

    ONE ENTRY PER BUSH · UNLOCKED BY WORK

    FIELD NOTES

    TAKEN INSIDE THE TENT
    the eyes at the end of a fourteen hour round
    WEEK 14 · 04:12

    i have been awake since the lamp clicked on, and the lamp does not click off. the eyes are not a condition, they are a schedule, and the schedule is the job.

    exhibit a, the bush he pollinated twice by accident
    EXHIBIT A · UNPAID

    this one i pollinated twice by accident and it has outperformed the entire row ever since. i do not know why it worked. i have stopped asking and started charging.

    six legs, two shoes, forty laps a day
    THE ROUNDS · 0.4 KM/DAY

    eight bushes, forty laps, every single day, in shoes. the shoes are completely unnecessary. the shoes are also the reason nobody in this tent questions my pricing.

    THE NUMBERS

    WRITTEN ON A LEAF, IN POLLEN
    SUPPLY1,000,000,000

    one billion, the same as the pollen count on my back on an average tuesday. it is not going up and i am not going back to bush one to make more, so the number is finished.

    LIQUIDITYBURNED

    burned on purpose, standing in front of the extractor fan, so the ash went out through the vent and into the street. i cannot get it back and neither can you, which is the most honest arrangement in this tent.

    TAX0 / 0

    zero on the way in, zero on the way out. i take my cut the way i have always taken it, during quality control, in full, and that has never once shown up on a chart.

    OWNERSHIPRENOUNCED

    renounced at 4:12 in the morning while standing on bush three, with nobody watching and nothing to sign. the lamp stayed on and the tent kept running. that was the whole point of the tent.

    UNIT 04 · SHIFT COMPLETE
    he looks exactly the same as he did at 4:12

    ALL EIGHT POLLINATED

    every bush in here was touched by me personally, so the whole room is mine by a logic nobody has written down. tomorrow i start on unit five, where nobody knows me yet.