Drug Fly is the only fly in the tent who works. He flies around every bush and pollinates all of them himself, so he treats the whole harvest as his own product and sells it by the gram.
i am not a bee. nobody in this tent has ever confirmed that i am a bee, and nobody has asked me to leave either. i show up at 4:12, i do the rounds, and by lunch every flower in here has been personally visited by me.
the plants do not need me. they are wind pollinated and they have been very clear about that. i keep doing it anyway, because a product with a name on it moves better than a product without one, and my name is on all of it.
move your cursor — the fly follows. swirl him around each bush, following the arrow, until the ring closes. eight bushes and the harvest is yours.
04:12 lamp on. he is awake.
i have been awake since the lamp clicked on, and the lamp does not click off. the eyes are not a condition, they are a schedule, and the schedule is the job.
this one i pollinated twice by accident and it has outperformed the entire row ever since. i do not know why it worked. i have stopped asking and started charging.
eight bushes, forty laps, every single day, in shoes. the shoes are completely unnecessary. the shoes are also the reason nobody in this tent questions my pricing.
one billion, the same as the pollen count on my back on an average tuesday. it is not going up and i am not going back to bush one to make more, so the number is finished.
burned on purpose, standing in front of the extractor fan, so the ash went out through the vent and into the street. i cannot get it back and neither can you, which is the most honest arrangement in this tent.
zero on the way in, zero on the way out. i take my cut the way i have always taken it, during quality control, in full, and that has never once shown up on a chart.
renounced at 4:12 in the morning while standing on bush three, with nobody watching and nothing to sign. the lamp stayed on and the tent kept running. that was the whole point of the tent.
every bush in here was touched by me personally, so the whole room is mine by a logic nobody has written down. tomorrow i start on unit five, where nobody knows me yet.